Just Toyin' With Her

The Mad Toddler knows where to draw the line.


Typical conversation:

• "Mommy?....Mommy?"
• "Yes?"
• "Look at my train."
• "That is an awesome train."
• Five seconds of silence
• "Mommy? Mommy?...Mommy?"
• "Yes, dear?"
• "Watch my train."
• "Wow! That is cool."
• "Mommy? Watch my train!"
• "I see it - it is very neat. You did a great job!"
• "No, Mommy. Look at my train!!!"
• "I see it (with a sigh). I am looking right at it. It is really, really neat." 
• "Mommy?"
• "WHAT?"
• "I want to go upstairs."
• "Okay."
• "Mommy?"
• "YEs?"
• "I want to go downstairs."
• "REALLY? Are you serious.....fine."
• "Mommy?...Mommy?...Mommy?"
• "Yes, darling son of mine?"
• "Look at my train."
• "Mommy is tired of looking at your train. Mommy is close to losing her mind and never wants to see a train again. But it is a very cool train, dear."
• ".....Mommy?"
• "What?"
• "Mommy?"
• "Whaaaaaat?"
• "Mommy?"
• "WHAT IS IT?"
• "Mommy, do you know that I love you?"

Darn him.

• "Thank you, honey. I love you, too."